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So, he’s taking this rapping thing very seriously – despite being a “POP Singer” and all. He went on a Twitter-spree late last night into this morning. I have a breakdown of what he had to get off his chest, or something like that, so let’s begin!

He decides to tweet that he, himself – no one else, is going to release a hip hop mixtape:

New(chris brown) hip hop mixtape called "Boy In Detention" coming soon!

July 20, 2011 5:03 AM via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@chrisbrown

Chris Brown

And people... Yes I'm a singer so if this mixtape doesn't reach your quota for hip hop! Simply don't listen..

July 20, 2011 5:09 AM via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@chrisbrown

Chris Brown

From there he proceeds to post pictures of himself, some other n!gga**, and his arm:

#boyzindetention http://twitpic.com/5swufp

July 20, 2011 4:19 AM via TweetPic for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@chrisbrown

Chris Brown

#boyzindetention http://lockerz.com/s/121914802

July 20, 2011 4:25 AM via TweetCaster for AndroidReplyRetweetFavorite

@keeisABMG

Marquis

Stomach ache from eating gold!!!! http://twitpic.com/5svhyb

July 20, 2011 4:01 AM via TweetPic for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@chrisbrown

Chris Brown

At night my tattoos come to life http://twitpic.com/5syo21

July 20, 2011 6:51 AM via TweetPic for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@chrisbrown

Chris Brown

Refers to the fact that he is thug O_o and plays it safe:

Ima safe thug!! I wear my seat belt. Click it or ticket!

July 20, 2011 4:07 AM via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@chrisbrown

Chris Brown

And that he also has conversations with himself, a la Madea:

I was talking to myself the other day and I said "self" and myself said "huh" and I said get it together!

July 20, 2011 4:47 AM via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@chrisbrown

Chris Brown

My only question when I began scanning his timeline was: “What was he on, and where can I get some of that?” Just kidding!

He totally sobered up by the end of it all because he ended it all on a much more serious note by RT’ing this:

@chrisbrown omg chris please RT this to send your prays to dani sanders my friend that took her life over bullying :( Say NO to bullying! 13

July 20, 2011 6:58 AM via Twitter for iPhoneReplyRetweetFavorite

@VicBreezy_Songz

Victoria Brown

Moment of silence. No one should ever take their own life over the way someone else makes them feel. Kids, you’ve got to learn to respect yourself more than you respect anyone else. Know that you are perfect, because God made you the way you are for a reason. Own everything you do, and don’t apologize for being yourself just as long as you do not cause anyone else harm.

Good day.

- Dominique

* This post is in no way in chrononoligcal order as you can probably tell. It’s merely for entertainment. If you didn’t laugh at least once, well… that’s your fault.

** If you know who this is, we will gladly update this post with his name and information. ^_^
UPDATED: We now know who the other n!gga is, thanks to Hawa!

@Qnowledge That "other nigga" is Chris' cousin Marquis.

July 20, 2011 12:35 PM via Tweet ButtonReplyRetweetFavorite

@frenchiebby

Hawa Jalloh