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LMAO Y'all read this. some fool pretending to be CB. whoever wrote this is a trip. lololol
made my day !

—– So, it has come to my attention that some recent events between myself and Rihanna have been blow COMPLETELY out of proportion by the media (Fuck you, TMZ) and Rihanna. Yes, I did in fact turn myself into the LAPD. I know what you're thinking: Chris, if you are innocent, why turn yourself in? I'll tell you why: The C.B. is a LOVER not a FIGHTER, so I had to prove to my fans, but mainly the Los Angeles Police Department that I am innocent. I am going to let you all in on a little secret, and share with you what REALLY happened that day. No bullshit, no lies, just REAL TALK…

So, it all started out the morning of the Grammy's. I'm kickin' back, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school. When a couple of girls, who were up to no good, started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. Turns out one of those girls was Rihanna. She starts hollering at me, you know, she wants it and she wants it bad. The C.B. was with his boys, though, so i'm not even trying to hit that right thurr. Anyway, the boys and I head back up to my pad, and we're kickin' back, dranking some apple juice, and about to pop The Polar Express into the Blu-ray. You know. The usual. Out of nowhere, Rihanna storms into my pad screaming, cursing, and stumbling all over the place. So, that's when The C.B. and his friends realize something: THIS HYNA IS ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP.
What's new, though? A gentleman does not talk about his lady's personal life, but I will make an exception here and get out that she has a drankin' problem, and is always poppin' Xanax. Anyway, out of nowhere, this hyna (still angry that I did not give her a ride on the Brown Train) starts making fun of me, sayin' that i'm a failure and then brings up my momma being beat by my stepdad when I was a young buck. Of course, C.B. is a lover, so I tell her to calm down, remind her that I love her dearly, and tell her to go lay down before she hurts herself. I'm sure at this point she was blacked out, though, because instead of doing what I asked her to, she charges at me with the most evil look I have seen on anyone's face. It was like looking straight into Lucifer's eyes right before Armageddon. I see her make a fist as she is running towards me, and think to myself, "this is going to hurt my pretty face." So, when she is about five feet away from me, and seconds before she is about to obliterate me, she failed to notice the enormous puddle of water on the floor (from her umbrella… ella…ella.. eh eh eh) then slips, and falls right on my hand, and that is how she got all bruised up.

WHAT ARE THE ODDS, RIGHT?!

So, if it is illegal to care too much, and love someone unconditionally the way I do that drunky, then I guess I AM guilty. Lock me up and throw away the key. Real Talk.

I am the real Chris Maurice Brown. That for a fact was not me on twitter but i do happen to have a twitter under just Chris Brown. I didn't write that but when you see me on twitter i just started up on twitter today-The 26th of this month. so any others are in fact fakes. My girls/FANS ILOVE YOU ALL AND THANKS FOR All THE SUPPORT please dont freak out over me commenting on your website i will recommend your website to people on twitter so please follow me

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